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So, this is my first try on writing a journal entry ever and I'm doing it in response to sk8erxgirl.deviantart.com/jour… :D

Well let's begin then, here are the rules:

Rules:
1. Fill in the gaps with the info.
2. Post to DA or myspace... or something
3. You read this... you're tagged!

Followed by the note to fill the stuff in:
Dear -your partners name-
I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realized it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
I'm sending back __8__, but I'll keep __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__
-your name-

And otherwise followed by the stuff to fill in (thanks to :iconsk8erxgirl: for the bullets):
:bulletred:1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister

:bulletblue:2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
February- last year
March- when we were skinny dipping
April- when I was high on sesame seed
May- when I was shaving your legs
June- when you put handcuffs on me
July- when I threw up
August- When I saw the tiny head
September- when your dwarf bit me
October- When I was taking a walk
November- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

:bulletgreen:3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with Mr and Mrs Bush

:bulletred:4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out

:bulletblue:5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- John Travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- the Cookie Monster
blue- my aloe vera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

:bulletgreen:6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - woman (if you're male) / man (if you're female)
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited

:bulletred:7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist
ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
huggable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

:bulletblue:8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER/PAINT?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

:bulletgreen:9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your high school grades

:bulletred:10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am making a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked

:bulletblue:11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- Eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionate interest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
lemonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whiskey - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek

:bulletgreen:12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck yourself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your eternal enemy
Australia- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me

And finally, here's mine:
Dear -your partners name- (I'm not "bound" in any way at the moment :D)
I don't know how to say this, but I hate you.
I think I realized it When I saw the tiny head in your van, and I saw you carve your name in John Travolta.
I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that the garbage-man turns me on.
I'm sending back your ring, but I'll keep Your picture as a memory.
You should know that I have never laughed in public about your embarrassing rashes.
With pain
Alex
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sk8erXGirl's avatar
:rofl:
Oh, man! You'rs turned out awsome!
I mean, carving a name into John Travolta!:lol:

I can't beleive I'm four day's late to read this.:(